I’m always mind-blown by the things I can find on Amazon. (I mean, where else can you find sex toys, winter socks, and protein bars all under one roof…err, I mean one website.) Since millions of people shop on Amazon, you can bet you’ll always find something different every time you visit the site. Since so many people are buying and trying, you can always expect a decent amount of reviews to help find what’s right for you. And this rule of thumb absolutely goes for sex toys, which is definitely a category you’re going to want recommendations for.

A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 who is here to close the orgasm gap and keep X-mas eve X-rated with its clit-sucking action.

Promising review: “So I decided to get this because I really wanted the Womanizer after seeing it online, but after seeing the price tag I decided to look for other options. When I came across this toy I thought it would be worth a shot. Let me tell you, I am a squirter but only after two or three orgasms with a powerful vibrator. I tried this on level five, and in under five minutes I squirted! This was so worth the purchase. I recommend it to everyone!” —Joyous Howze

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An inclusion hip strap and baby blue leather thigh strap on for anyone whose motto is “be gay, do crimes, and fuck.” You’re a legend.

Get them from Spectrum Boutique: the inclusive strap on for $39 or the blue leather strap for $120 (both are available in two sizes).

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A stretchy and powerful vibrating cock ring that’ll make the perfect gift to your partner and bring both of your climaxes to the next level.

 

Promising review: “This was a Christmas present for my boyfriend and oh boy do we both LOVE it! This has multiple vibration settings, the ring is very stretchy and comfortable for him, and works fine with a condom. This is a very fun toy to bring into the bedroom, and also small enough to put in your purse ;). Plus, who doesn’t love the cute shape? I would highly recommend this product!” —Danielle Sosa

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A clone-a-willy molding kit because you deserve some time with your favorite even when your sweetie isn’t around.

 

Promising review: “This is the second kit we have bought after the first clone got so much use! Perfect clone both times. Every vein and pore molded to perfection. Surprisingly flexible and you don’t have to use the built-in vibrator if you want it to be even more bendy! It feels like the original, especially if you warm it up a little first.” —MinkySqueltcher

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And a body-safe silicone vibe for anyone who won’t settle for less than G-spot and clit stimulation at the same damn time.

 

Promising review: “This G spot tongue vibrator is AWESOME! It is very well made, and has incredibly strong vibration. It has 10 different vibration patterns, and the LED light in the handle even changes colors when you change patterns. Also, the charging port is ingeniously covered by the silicone material — making it truly waterproof (the port is just below the power/pattern change buttons)! I highly recommend this vibrator for girls and guys — anyone who wants to have toe curling O’s!” —Anna

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